h+ Magazine

Soon I will be rich. Two trends: social networking and the death of privacy. I’m cashing in on the confluence. Why should only celebrities be publicly humiliated?

I swear the talking GPS screamed when our geekmobile banked a hard left straight through the red light as we careened into the parking lot of the EON Reality Inc. building where the H+ Summit was already underway.

Did you enjoy reading your little transnerdulist magazine about pleasure, prancing and sustained orgasm? Now you expect a little humor, don’t you? Well, guess what? I’m not in the mood.

This might seem like a weird one because cell phones have not been invented yet.

This morning, I locked my keys in my car. This afternoon, my wife placed her keys on her car seat. I said, “Don’t do that. You might lock your keys in your car.” She said, “My keys won’t let that happen. They’re intelligent.”After I downloaded divorce papers...

McKibben’s dedication to the nobility of age and death doesn’t prevent him from posting a photo on his website that shows him looking twenty years younger than he actually is. Nor does his stance against technological enhancement prevent him from wearing eyeglasses.