Lost in the Filth Simulacrum

Is 4chan the Future of Human Consciousness?
Written By: Jason Louv
Date Published: December 8, 2009 | View more articles in:

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They say the children are our future. But if 4chan is any indication of what they have in store for us, we are in for a very rough time indeed.

For the blissfully innocent, 4chan is an image board -- a format copied from popular Japanese sites, it allows users to post text and images anonymously. The anonymous nature of the board, of course, allows users the courage to post everything from the most extreme pornography to death threats to the coordination of raids on public institutions. The site was started in 2003 by a kid named “moot” (then fifteen) who set up the site with his mom's credit card, and who has managed to keep it going with sporadic ad revenue from only the dodgiest, least scrupulous advertisers. (Improbably, moot was a top 100 finalist for Time magazine's “most influential person of the year” award for 2009.)

4chan and its sister sites, the other “Chans”—7chan, 420chan, 711chan, etc. al.—are the black hole of the Internet. They collect the worst that the Internet has to offer, a morass compounded from the ids of the world's adolescent shut-ins. All extremities, all filth, all illegal activities -- such complete chaos that even Lovecraft's monsters would be forced to make a sanity check, and all updated at a speed far beyond what even an NSA data miner could process. Yet somehow, out of this singularity of abject wrongness, the Chans spew out the Internet humor that preoccupies middle America -- LOLCats and the “Chocolate Rain” video, for instance. The Chans are like a particularly huge toxin processor for human consciousness. They are also, I suspect, our best preview of where human consciousness is going.

Mainstream media coverage of 4chan and its sister sites has been extensive, especially after the much-noted raids on the Church of Scientology, coordinated on the Chans and conducted on the web and in real life by Anonymous users wearing V for Vendetta masks to conceal their identities from the infamously vindictive organization. The general attitude of the mainstream media towards the Chans has been one of rubbernecking disgust. (In typical overstated form, Fox News called it an “'Internet hate machine' filled with calls for domestic terrorists to bomb stadiums.”)

 

Photo: 4chan.orgYet what the media has failed to grasp is what 4chan can tell us about where we're headed. The Chans aren't the freak sideshow of the Internet. They are the heart and soul of the Internet. And they are the ones furthest ahead of the pack, leading us. At this point there should be little doubt that the Internet is mutating the human species into something completely different. Therefore it's instructive to look at the most extreme, freebased forms of the Internet to see where we're going -- and 4chan is that freebased version of mankind's new drug of choice.

Permanently glued to their computers, the Anonymous users of 4chan exist in a kind of suspended animation, where no attention span is too short. The Chans show us the chaos at the edge of human perception, where the mind has consumed so much information through artificially enhanced sensory inputs that it begins to break down and cannibalize itself. The brave pioneers of 4chan are the Magellans of media desensitization, who abandon the grim reality of their parents' basements to wallow in infinite, recursively self-referential filth.

In the last decade, we've seen the increasing acceleration of information (a la Terence McKenna and Moore's law) heralded as the key to new business development, though it has, in fact, so ruined our attention spans that it is almost impossible for modern man to get any kind of productive work done. We're too lost in the datastream, too focused on taking in new information to complete a task that takes more than a few minutes, at best. I think a direct correlation can be made, for instance, between the rise of social media and the fall of the economy. The kaleidoscope of the Internet is more endless, more distracting and more mutating than even the most potent psychedelic drugs could have ever prepared us for. And 4chan is the ultimate, final trip.

It is the car crash that cannot be looked away from. Ever.

If the mainstream Internet-using world has driven itself to distraction and insanity with social networking, the denizens of the Chans have upped the ante past all conceivable boundaries, like switching from a light alcohol problem to crushing and injecting Oxycontin. This is the place where all senses are deadened, where the mind cannot function because it is trapped in its own overstimulation. This, I am sure, is where media theorists from Marshall McLuhan to Neil Postman to Douglas Rushkoff assured us that the inherently liberating force of information technology was leading us. And though I am sure they knew that the filth and fury would follow, I'm not sure they ever expected it to look quite like... this.

My own 4chan addiction crept up slowly. Once a casual user of gateway drugs like icanhascheezburger.com, ytmnd.com and Encyclopedia Dramatica, I followed a link to the black hole itself one day and -- sucked past its event horizon -- have since been unable to escape. Stuck there now, I am clicking back and forth from this article to peruse the halls of 4chan's /x/ forum, afraid that I might have missed the latest spew from the Internet's collective maw. It is the car crash that cannot be looked away from. Ever.

Jason Louv. Photo: jasonlouv.comWhat is happening here? The escape from the constraints of the flesh? The escape from the constraints of being human? The inevitable purge following the collective unconscious' information binge? With the Internet we can now erase space and time, erase the restraints placed on the mind by matter. But what for? Once mankind set sail to explore the limits of the human world and to discover the frontiers of the planet. And once mankind plunged into himself to discover the limits, or lack thereof, of his own nature, through inner experience. But this is a new world, one bereft of the luxury of such meaningful activities. And in this new climate, the collective entity known as Anonymous has found a new frontier, and set out to discover the limits of boredom itself, mining the darkness for glittering jewels to bring back to the rest of us.

4chan is, I contend, the most interesting angle we have on the evolution of human consciousness. It is a shamanic experience, a bardo of becoming, where the soul is detached from the body, set free to wander in the wilderness of banality until it encounters the epic lulz of meeting itself... and finding that it, itself, is the most disturbing thing on 4chan.

Jason Louv is the author and editor of the books Generation Hex, Ultraculture and Thee Psychick Bible, and a blogger at the popular culture journal Dangerous Minds (www.dangerousminds.net). www.jasonlouv.com

Resources: 

4chan
4chan.org

LOLCats
http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Chocolate Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Fox News article
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,512957,00.html

Encyclopedia Dramatica
encyclopediadramatica.com

WhatPort:80 (Safe for work version of 4chan)
whatport80.com

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Comments

We are living in the 21st century. Nowadays there are a lot of affiliate cpa network programs that can increase your income substantially.

4chan isn't super important in and of itself.

What I'd call the "hardcore internet community", which includes 4chan, among other things, produces much of this stuff. Some leaves it and becomes mainstream, even a meme. Other things never leave and never will.

I´m 12 and what is this ?
herp

-You assume that /b/ (the 'Random' section of 4chan) represents the site as a whole. This is grossly incorrect.
-You show very little knowledge of how 4chan and /b/ work in general. This leads me to believe that you've never been on the site, and have only heard about it through word-of-mouth.
-You are the cancer that is killing /b/

THE GAME

"Once a casual user of gateway drugs like icanhascheezburger.com, ytmnd.com and Encyclopedia Dramatica"
Oh sweet christ, *there's* your problem.

Thank you for assuming /b/ represents the site as a whole.

Nice post. Thanks for even MORE newfags.

Great article! If more bloggers offered the same content as you, the internet would be a much better place. Keep it up!

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newfags cant triforce

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what reading this article was like.

ROFLMAO I fell of my chair..

A pretty... metaphoric opinion. Some may view it as torture, some may not. Imagine reading an article about yourself on EncyclopediaDramatica or Uncyclopedia. That may be a better comparison, though I don't think it's THAT satiric. Actually, it isn't satiric at all. (from my point of view)

"I found 4chan and all I could write was another stereotypical and useless pseudo-intellectual article claiming it's something amazing when all I really did was go to the shittiest fucking board on the entire site and was amazed by what 15 year old idiots can do when they are set free without moderation."

COOL ARTICLE, BRO

I think you misunderstand the nature of the human mind. You see, humans like to pretend that they live in the real world. But really, they live in a world full of cherry-picked pleasantness ignoring the massive suffering going on worldwide. 4chan isn't "transforming" anything, it's just a place where people admit the shithole that the real world is. The pornography, the violence, the hate, none of it is new. The only change is that on 4chan people can say what they really think without consequence. These things aren't on the fringe, they aren't your subconscious, it's everything you wish you could say without admitting the monster that you truly are.

Rules 1 & 2, motherfucker.

XFD

"location, location, location" is out
"context, context, context" is in

You won't know what hit you. We are legion.

i think you adults should really stop theorizing about how bad our generation's going to be, and start fixing the mess you're going to be leaving us.

"You adults" being whom? "the mess" must be fixed by everyone and needs a concrete fix or solution. If there was a "mess" or problem in the first place. Besides, you are talking about "theorizing" as if there was a solution or something. That, and it isn't necessarily your "generation" that is to be. It's about humanity in general.

I will enforce my idea of waiting, observing and taking notes. Now is not the time to take action.

"waiting, observing and taking notes." does not get shit done. Learn for your mistakes and others. And take action

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

This article gives 4chan quite the benefit of the doubt.
Honestly, I can sympathize with the author's spiral into 4chan descent,
Encyclopedia dramatica was my initial gateway, and I haven't been able to pry myself away from /b/.

Granted, that 4chan is at the forefront of internet memes, the memes themselves are from the
Arbitrary corners of the internet. What's new on 4chan are misinterpretations of embarrassing
Moments from youtube, flicker, or what have you. And that's 1% of 4chan. The rest is from the
Everpresent 'newfag' recycling old content.

one thing that bugs me aboutt 4chan though is the persistence of the 'candlejack' meme. Surely, there is nothing more childi

What meme? Never heard of any candlej

You fool! You must say Candlejack's whole name, then you get kidnapp

Facebook is evil! It will be the downfall of us all!

Is that pic from 40 years ago? I saw it and thought it couldn't be a pic of the author, he's gotta be at least 65.

Protip: facebook is what you want to write about. facebook is the end of everything.

Hmm...So, you're retarded then?

TITS OR GTFO

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